MCNEILL’S BREWERY SUNSHINE IPA FROM BRATTLEBORO, VT

May 10, 2011

Vermont: Cheddar, Beer and Leaves

The Czar is currently away in the Middle East defending certain businesses of his in Tripoli. Luckily, he has interests on both side of the cruise missiles. Svetlana has taken the LSD with her trainer and is ordering me to drink 64 ounces of beer from a bottle marked ‘Whole Foods: Seal Bile’. I’ve found her receipt and believe I have identified the origin of the beer I’m tasting, though I am very, very drunk now.

Brewer: McNeil’s Brewery

Beer: Sunshine IPA

Location: Growler at Whole Foods Read the rest of this entry »

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AN AFTERNOON WITH SAMUEL SMITH

February 27, 2011

Good evening everyone. I am writing this blog post on behalf of the Czar Vladabeer S. Bootin’ who is currently indisposed. He had a party last night and I’m afraid we still have medical personnel tending to some of the guests. The Czar himself and Svetlana have made it clear to me they are not to be disturbed until Wednesday.

My name is Karl and in the matter of beers I have editorial responsibility to clarify and communicate the Czar’s tasting notes and opinions. In the matter of other things I have other responsibilities. As the Czar likes to say: ”You are being my number one bitch!” This is of course humiliating not only for the coarse language but as the statement is actually true. I do almost everything he asks because he grossly overpays me and because I really really don’t want to do what the Number Two Bitch has to do. Read the rest of this entry »

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