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A-B OFFERS UP NEW BOWTIE CAN DESIGN TO CRAFT BREWERS

April 19, 2013

budweiser-bowtie-canST. LOUIS, April 19, 2013 /BSNewswire/ – This spring Budweiser will introduce a striking and original new beer can — a bowtie-shaped aluminum can that mirrors Budweiser’s iconic bowtie logo; and following the lead from a recent announcement by Sam Adams, Anheuser Busch will allow the can to be used by other breweries.

Beer lovers can see for themselves the new bowtie-shaped can when it becomes available in a special 8-pack on store shelves nationwide beginning May 6.

“This can is incomparable, like nothing you’ve ever seen before,” said Pat McGauley, vice president of innovation for Anheuser-Busch. “The world’s most iconic beer brand deserves the world’s most unique and innovative can. I think we have it here.”

An excited McGauley added: “I mean, if you want to be technical it’s a lot like other cans you’ve seen before, in that it is an aluminum package for beer. But this one is shaped like a bowtie, which focus groups indicate you haven’t seen, or perhaps even thought about.”

The proprietary can, in development since 2010, reportedly cost the brewing giant more than the operating revenue for the nation’s top ten craft breweries combined. It will be available only in the United States in an 8-pack and will not replace the traditional Budweiser can.

To make the new can possible, Anheuser-Busch engineers needed to solve a number of technical challenges, and major equipment investments were required at Budweiser’s can-making facility in Newburgh, N.Y. Significant capital investments also were required to upgrade packaging lines at the Budweiser breweries in Los Angeles and Williamsburg, Va., the first breweries with capability to package this unique can innovation. Equipment used to manufacture the Stealth Bomber was also transported from an Air Force base in Nevada to enable the production of this very special can.

Newburgh, about 60 miles north of New York City and 90 miles south of Albany, is where proprietary equipment is located that shapes the can. Creating the can requires a careful 98-step process — 53 steps to form the bottom half of the can, with an additional 45 steps to form the top portion.

The Anheuser-Busch Global Innovation Group has been investigating potential can innovations for several years, often ordering lunch to be delivered to the office, and many afternoons working past 4 PM.

“We explored various shapes that would be distinguishable in the marketplace, but also viable from an engineering standpoint. Boomerangs, obelisks, several versions of rhombi… we even made a prototype shaped like Spuds MacKenzie.” McGauley said. “Aluminum can be stretched only about 10 percent without fracturing, which requires that the angles of the bowtie be very precise.” Read the rest of this entry »

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THE TEN BREWERY COMMANDMENTS

March 29, 2013

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And the LORD Ninkasi, the Goddess of Grain, then said unto Slouch Sixpack, “Come up to me into the brewpub, and be there: and I will give thee ring-ed napkins of paper, and brewery commandments which I have written upon them; that thou mayest blog them.” And Slouch rose up, and his Brother Barley: and Slouch went up into the brewpub of Ninkasi.

Slouch was covered by the haze of alcohol for forty days and forty nights. Before the full forty days, the Aleheads decided that something had happened to Slouch Sixpack, like bad mushrooms or head trauma, and compelled Doc to fashion a fizzy golden lager, and he built a kegerator  before it.

After the full forty days Slouch and Barley came out from the brewpub with the napkins, and as he came nigh unto the festivities, and he saw the lager, and the tomfoolery, and Slouch’s anger waxed hot, and he wadded the commandments, and tore them asunder.

And the LORD told Slouch: “Go get two napkins of paper like unto the first, and I will write upon these the words that were in the first napkins, which thou brakest.” And she wrote on the napkins, according to the first writing, the TEN BREWERY COMMANDMENTS: Read the rest of this entry »


SUDS NOT GUNS

March 21, 2013

BeerGunIn the wake of the recent gun-legislation debate, one clever soul put together an excellent “Thumbs Not Guns” site which Slouch passed on to me yesterday. He and I thought we might enter the fray as well with our own Aleheads edition. Enjoy! Read the rest of this entry »


WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING THIS WEEKEND? ST PADDY’S EDITION

March 15, 2013

It’s a drinking holiday, so you’re in. Clearly. THE MAN wants you to drink Bud Black Tie Something Something. Sentimentality says Guinness. But you have a fridge full of winter-strength beers, a few hours to kill, and a liver that just won’t quit.  You’re an Alehead, goddammit. And you make your own rules. So, I ask, friends:

WHAT ARE YOUR DRINKING THIS WEEKEND?

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CHEERS TO A DEPARTED FRIEND: GOOGLE READER

March 14, 2013

You may not remember the first time you used Google- it has become such an integral part of our lives and the way we use the Internet, sometimes it seems like it has always been with us- but I do. It was spring of 1999, in Goose’s room at 8 Webster Ave, Hanover NH. For all his foibles, Goose was always at the forefront of the latest and greatest in technology, before tech blogs even existed. He knew how to make web pages (which seemed at the time like wizardry) and he was great at finding music and other sorts of entertainment, too. His secret was Google. I remember seeing the minimalist screen on his monitor, a departure from the busy, cluttered search engine options like Lycos, Excite, Webcrawler, and AltaVista. And from the beginning, it just worked better than the others. This was just after the two Stanford grad students had moved their eight employee company and its servers out of their garage office, before they’d secured the venture capital that would start the company’s incredible growth.

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I’ve been enamored with Google products ever since. Be it Gmail, Google Docs, and even Google Wave, I’ve always tried to get in as early as possible and been an advocate for their vision for an open web. There is no other company in the world that is so entwined with my existence or I identify with as strongly- which is why I felt such disappointment at the announcement that they are killing Google Reader, the company’s web and mobile RSS client that allows me to keep up with my favorite websites in one place.

RSS is a technology that pushes new posts from blogs like Aleheads out automatically. It lets me sift through a truly dizzying amount of beer-related content produced every day from bloggers all over the world. It is the backbone behind podcasting, which will slowly but surely kill radio and television as we know it.

Despite its simplicity and utility, the tech world has never been able to monetize RSS and so Reader is being put down more unceremoniously than Old Yeller. They want to push users over to Google+, the company’s social network that is a direct competitor to Facebook.

So far, this announcement among the blogosphere is going over like the proverbially turd in the punchbowl. And with good reason- the people who create all the content you waste your employer’s money reading all day utilize Google Reader to find the newest and most interesting stuff online. Despite the furor, I don’t expect petitions to change anything. The engineers that craft such elegant products have already crunched the numbers, and Reader’s time is at an end. For a company whose visions used to include organizing all the world’s information, focus on the user, and don’t be evil, I think they are making a tremendous mistake. There are other options for RSS readers, of course, but I’m sad to be unceremoniously dumped from the Google universe.

So what does this have to do with beer? Not much. But here are ten great beer blogs and websites I (used to) visit whenever they published new content  through Google Reader: Read the rest of this entry »


YOU’RE NOT WRONG WALTER

March 13, 2013

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USA CRAFT BEER 2013, IN A PHOTO

March 11, 2013

Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout - Wynkoop Brewing Company

A bold take on a classic style. Colorado’s granddaddy brewpub releases an experimental beer that keeps up with the Crooked Staves and the TRiNiTYs of the world. Funny concept, hatched over brews, is taken to its absurd, fermented conclusion. Good feedback at GABF 2012. Hype. Visual professionals get involved. Staging, composition. Industrial, artisanal, agrarian.  Slick Videos. Beer can and snifter side-by-side elevate and transcend the other; testicle grounds the image, a visceral reminder of the grass-to-glass process. Read the rest of this entry »


GIFT CERTIFICATES FOR BABYSITTING SHOULD BE PUB TRIVIA PRIZES

March 2, 2013

In the 2000s, when I was in my 20s and going to graduate school in Boston, pub trivia was the highlight of my week.  The few people who can stand spending 3 consecutive hours with me tend to be a roughshod group of misfits and miscreants.  As it turns out, that’s exactly what you need for pub trivia: someone who watches E!, someone who likes live music, a sports nut, a guy with instant recall of the names of all the senators and cabinet secretaries, and 5 guys who can quote movies.  We won more than we didn’t.  There may be no greater feeling than getting your group’s $100 bar tab comped because you knew the name of Winston Churchill’s dog. Read the rest of this entry »


TOP 10 NEW SLOGANS FOR AB-INBEV’S (ALLEGEDLY) WATERED DOWN BEER LINEUP

February 28, 2013

It wouldn’t be a typical week for the Aleheads without another story about Big Beer buffoonery, this time in the form of a lawsuit filed in three states claiming that AB-InBev allegedly overstated the alcohol content in its beer.
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In a nutshell, the lawsuit claims that AB-Inbev’s various labels add extra water and CO2 to their finished product, thereby diluting the labeled alcohol content of their products and in effect, misleading and overcharging consumers.
Of course, AB InBev’s VP of brewing and supply dismissed these claims as “completely false,” adding that “We proudly adhere to the highest standards in brewing our beers, which have made them the best-selling in the U.S. and the world.” Apparently, in a corporate concept called “cost connecting,” using rice in lieu of grain (and low quality rice at that) as well as bargain bin hops constitute “The highest standards in brewing” so someone should tell the folks at Russian River to stop trying so hard.

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BUDWEISER BLACK CROWN AND THE INEVITABLE DOWNFALL OF AB INBEV

February 20, 2013

A few months back, Bloomberg Businessweek published an article entitled “The Plot to Destroy America’s Beer” which outlined the drastic cost (and as a result, quality) cutting measures enacted by CEO Carlos Brito for many products under the AB InBev banner. It isn’t any news to craft beer lovers that their beer is sub par, but according to this article, one time fans of their product are starting to notice it too and it isn’t sitting well with them. In addition to cutting costs by using cheaper materials on things like cardboard and glass, AB InBev’s cost cutting measures have also extended to raw ingredients, the quality of rice for example, as well as leaving long time providers of hops and beechwood, opting for a cheaper and seemingly inferior providers. I won’t harp on about the article, but it is a great read for anyone interested in how the beer business works and how the quality of ingredients and profit are sometimes inversely related.

A Rogues gallery of pseudo-craft offerings.

A Rogues gallery of pseudo-craft offerings.

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LADY JAY GOES TO LADYJAIL. THEN CHUCKANUT BREWERY.

August 26, 2012

Recently, I found myself sitting in a car on Friday afternoon, at the border of the United States and Canada, anxiously awaiting a weekend of delicious Seattle hop-bombs on the way back from suffering through nine days of weak Canadian swill.* I thought I had nothing to fear. I thought my suffering was over. I thought wrong. When my passport was scanned, a warrant popped up for my arrest for a crime I did not commit, in a Missouri county I have never been, on a date when I wasn’t even on this continent. I wasn’t going anywhere.

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BEER: FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND

July 5, 2012

 Quick question for you: what is responsible for the adoption of agriculture, the pyramids, antibiotics, the Sistene Chapel, antiseptic medicine, modern commerce, American colonization and independence, modern manufacturing, the end of child labor, and little girls being able to eat ice cream?

If you guessed beer, you’re right. You’re pretty smart. Wow. I’m impressed. Or you’ve seen “How Beer Saved the World,” brought to you by America’s favorite source of shark-related infotainment, the Discovery Channel.

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MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU; WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING TONIGHT?

May 4, 2012

Received this email from Doc just now… if you’re in the nation’s capitol, go buy him a beer (or at least a 4-ounce pour). In related news, tell us what you’re drinking tonight.

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From: Ripped Van Drinkale
To: Everyone
Is it wrong to hang out at Church Key in DC all by yourself while you’re waiting for friends to come to town?  I didn’t think so either. Glad we’re clear on that. Started off with some collaboration from Mikellar and Stillwater called Two Gypsies – Our side. Fine Saison for a humid-as-fuck day. Now I’m getting into some 4-oz pours. Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald (for Kid) and Mikellar 19. Pretty much everything they have on draught is some one-off or collaboration between breweries. I’m in love.
-Doc
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So Alehead Nation, what are you drinking tonight?
Who, me? Deviant Dale’s and Rayon Vert. Thanks for asking. You are so goddamn thoughtful.

THE ALEHEADS PODCAST: ME AND TONY MAGEE

April 17, 2012

I get to interview Tony, from Lagunitas. It is awesome. If you like craft beer, listen to it as soon as possible. If not, please move along. That is all.

 

 

 

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DOGFISH HEAD’S SAM CALAGIONE AWARDED THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

April 1, 2012

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN- The Nobel Organization has announced that Sam Calagione of Delaware, USA, will receive the 2012 Nobel Peace prize for his efforts to break down barriers of exclusivity and oppression in the craft beer world. The Nobel Organization cites Calagione’s early 2012 impassioned screed, posted on the Beer Advocate forums, as the impetus for this honor which has also been bestowed upon the likes of Nelson Mandela, Henry Kissinger, and Mother Teresa. This is the highest honor to ever have been bestowed on a craft brewer.
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AN ALEHEAD GOES TO HUNAHPU’S DAY

March 12, 2012

A few months ago, Mom and Dad Sixpack invited Slouch and I down for a weekend visit. Unfortunately, Slouch was too busy with work*, and couldn’t make the trip. I decided that the second week in March seemed like a good time to get away from the cold, snowy, Kansas winter** in favor of sunny Tampa Bay. When I arrived, I realized that my choice had fortuitously*** put me in Tampa for Hunahpu’s Day, arguable the biggest craft beer event in the Southeast United States.

*Slouch is unemployed

**it didn’t even snow this winter

***ok, this is just a lie. I knew exactly what I was doing.

Armed with three mules (Mom, Dad, and Lady Jay) we arrived at the event about an hour before opening. I was a little afraid this would be a touch on the late side, but it worked out just fine. We scored the very last parking spot in the abandoned Sears parking lot across from the brewery, and got into the event about 20 minutes after the gates open. Getting there very early would have been a good time, but I had my parents’ attention span in mind. Read the rest of this entry »


BUD LIGHT PLATINUM: MORE BS PER COMMERCIAL SECOND

February 8, 2012

You know, given the choice I would strongly consider ingesting this nugget over a mouthful of BLP.

The first television commercial for Anheuser Busch’s new baby to run during the Super Bowl set what is perhaps a new gold—NO—PLATINUM! standard for stupid, macro-beer advertising. For a 30 second commercial, it features a truly staggering amount of misinformation, empty buzzwords and vaguely offensive subtext. Before doing anything else, you ought to just watch.

BEHOLD IT.

Back? Good. So, the spoken dialogue is thus:

“Man has long dreamed of turning lead into gold. We dreamed of turning gold into platinum.”

May I direct you to the closing prices of gold and platinum yesterday on the open market?

Gold: $1,747.43 per ounce

Platinum: $1,647.00 per ounce

So they dreamed a dream of transforming gold into a less valuable substance, then. SAVVY BUSINESS STRATEGY, guys. Read the rest of this entry »


THINK TASTE WITH BRIDGE BREW WORKS

January 20, 2012
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Look for this logo. You won't be disappointed.

Have you ever thought about starting a brewery?

I think about it a lot, but then I’m reminded that I live outside of Boston, and that to start a new brewery here would be like opening a new steakhouse in Omaha. Only it would be a lot more expensive. And I’d probably have to pay somebody some graft along the way to get the required permits before the year 2016. And I’d fail because I don’t know what I’m doing. I often need to be reminded of all these things so that I stick to drinking beer, writing about it, and remaining in my marriage.

I also need to be reminded (mostly because I drink too much beer) that not everyone lives outside of Boston (although it sure seems like it during the morning commute). Apparently, some people live in places other than the Boston metro area. In fact, I just learned there are even people who live in southern West Virginia*

*It’s true. I looked it up. Read the rest of this entry »


THE ALEHEADS BLACKOUT TO PROTEST SOPA/ PIPA

January 17, 2012

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Since you are an Internet dweller, by now you have no doubt heard of HR  3261, or SOPA (Stop Online Privacy Act) and PIPA (Protect IP Act). If you care about issues like this, I don’t need to explain that these bills were crafted by entertainment industry lobbyists to make file sharing more difficult for foreign websites hosting copyrighted material, but if enacted would for the first time regulate the United States Internet, making it unlawful to even link to an “offending” domain, breaking the model of an open Internet and putting us on par with some of the most restrictive governments in the world. If you don’t care about these issues, I just explained the gist of it in the previous sentence.  Thousands of websites have vowed to “blackout” tomorrow in protest of these proposed legislation, including some of the largest and most innovative in the world: Wikipedia, Reddit, and Tumblr. Others such as Google plan to display links to protest information on their main banner.

But for us here at Aleheads, this is just not enough. No, we’re not going to blackout our website in protest… because frankly, we are whores for pageviews and if the rest of the Internet is shut down, we could end up having a banner day, with folks reading such fare as The Top Ten Most Offensive Beer Labels and Comparing 90′s Rock Bands to Breweries. Nay, our work is just too important to withhold from the public. Plus, we’re not that technically inclined and don’t understand Javascript and stuff, even when the whole procedure is explained in a way a ten year old could understand and implement it HERE.

No, we’re taking our outrage a step further. Tonight at midnight, in protest against SOPA and PIPA, the Aleheads will begin consuming copious amounts of high gravity craft beer and home brew. We are all aging men of varyingly unimpressive alcohol tolerances, but one thing is certain- as we continue to drink across this great country, one by one we will begin to Blackout. Read the rest of this entry »


STELLA ARTOIS VS. WIKIBEATIA

January 12, 2012

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It has come to the attention of the Aleheads PR division that “the wife beater,” otherwise known as Stella Artois to those stateside, has been singled out by Portland Communications, an ABInbev hired Lobbying company, for termination. According to a recent article from the Independent:

Under the user name Portlander10 it (Portland) removed reference to Stella Artois from the Wikipedia page entitled “wife beater” and replaced it with a generic reference to lager or beer. Portland also tried to remove the reference to wife beater on the Wikipedia page for Stella Artois. But other users spotted the edit and reversed it.
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