SUN OF A BEACH

Ah, South Florida in February: to whose sun-soaked beaches swarm the most gorgeous young women, along with the ugliest, fattest living senior citizens on the planet, as they flee their harsh winters in search of vitamin D. Though I fit into neither category (not yet, anyway…my sex change operation is next week), I headed down […]

A DOUBLE DIP INTO FURTHERMORE BEER

The first thing to know about the fresh-faced youth that is Kid Carboy¬†Jr. is that my world experience is severely lacking. Whereas some of the wiser Aleheads would knowingly turn up their nose at the street corner game of Three Card Monte, I’m intrigued.* “Who are these nice men who seem so eager to drape […]