We’ve published our Code. May I offer an amendment?
If a beer is less hoppy than an IPA and under 8% ABV, it is dead to me.
Also, the Commandress notes that we routinely violate #12 of the Aleheads Code, i.e., “If the name of the beer explains what kind of beer it is, you can’t drink it.” I propose that we modify #12 of our 101 Theses by making an exception for beer names with the word “hops” in them.
And yes, I tried to explain to her that we violate all of them, but she was being unreasonable, and I gave up.