The Czar is currently away in the Middle East defending certain businesses of his in Tripoli. Luckily, he has interests on both side of the cruise missiles. Svetlana has taken the LSD with her trainer and is ordering me to drink 64 ounces of beer from a bottle marked ‘Whole Foods: Seal Bile’. I’ve found […]
The Czar’s assistant, Karl, reviews some of Sam Smith’s offerings.